Gosstradamus: Our GG Crystal Ball
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So here we are. January 1st, 2009. The beginning of the end. With the season finale (I can’t believe I just typed those horrendous words) of the best show on television fast approaching – three episodes left – there are a lot of questions being blasted out of our purse-lipped face cannons these days. Rather than densely articulate all of this in a 2,000+ word post, as ONE of my esteemed colleagues has been known to do, I’m going to simply lay out a couple predictions – nay, snacks for thought…
• Chuck inherits control of his father’s multi-billion dollar real estate company
• Dan and Serena have not one, but TWO on screen kisses
• Chuck bleaches his hair platinum blonde
• Nate gets arrested…for the Little J thing.
• There’s a “Little J Thing”.
• Aaron Rose is finally clinically diagnosed with narcolepsy
• There’s a half assed suicide attempt, not sure who…
• Dan develops a stress induced face-twitch/lip-quiver and it’s nothing other than hilarious
Talk amongst yourselves…
p.s. I leave you with this – as a sympathy gift on National Hangover Day, for anyone who has fallen pray in the last 24 hours to an untimely lapse in consciousness – as Katt Williams says “never pass out around your white friends” – clearly Katt knows Mr. Westwick.
January 1st, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Chuck as a platinum blonde? No way. But a Chuck Bass suicide attempt I can see.
January 1st, 2009 at 10:01 pm
bb, I don’t know which show you’re talking about. Gossip Girl has 25 episodes this season. We’re only half-way there!
January 2nd, 2009 at 9:52 pm
I’m pretty sure Blair is going to do some Half Ass suicide attempt. I read it in some spoiler thread
January 7th, 2009 at 1:34 am
omg i neeeed to know what you GG philosophers have to say about B and uncle jack!! post new post new post new!
January 7th, 2009 at 9:59 am
The picture is hilarious. Thanks for sharing :]
January 7th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
I think that chuck is so hot he can do so much better than Blair she is kute but not 4 him. ^_^ hottie McHOTTIE.
January 7th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Well i don’t know if GG is fucking with me or not but its looks like Aaron Rose is or could be GOD THANK YOU finally off the show!!!! Sadly this is the most exciting news i’ve heard in 2009 thus far. Also as i was trying to score a free internet connection while waiting to see my Psychologist there was a xoxogossipgirlxoxo connection floating around nearby. Could Gossip Girl possibly be in the same midtown Manhattan building i spill my own day to day drama? i think so!
January 7th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
OMG Chuck would totally look hot as a blond he look’s hot in anyway. I can’t wait 2 C how he luk’s.”^_^”
January 7th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
A blond Chuck? Ew gross. Please, no.
April 21st, 2010 at 1:27 am
А боле подробнее пояснить нельзя?…
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