I Am Chuck Bass

Discussed: Being Intensely Sorry for Two Days With No New Posts, Special Presents for You, Fish-Colored Clothing, Two Dark Spaces Full of Sex, The Art of The Modern Vampire, Bad LA Nightclubs You Go To Only When You’re Single, Making Out

We don’t usually post sneak previews on here, but this is a special occasion as I will personally retract my previous “letter to the creators” re: my fears about the direction the show was threatening to take in this week’s episode, if this clip is any indicator of what’s to come:

“I don’t think of you”, “Are you gay?”, “You’re lucky I’m bored” and the outfit? Jesus. All classic Chuck-Bassian lines. The only thing that could be better than this is the reaction it will draw from Serena to see Dan walking through some fashion week party in a salmon-colored suit, a bow tie, wing tips, and two girls on his arm, escorting them into the back of Chuck’s limo (and we all know what happens in that black box of passion).

Now if only we could get Nate & Dan to hang out, as they’d obviously really hit it off then we’d finally be able to kick it with all of our friends at once. You see, that’s the problem with the guys on GG. They’re like those friends you have that you really get along with, but they can’t stand to be around each other until you have a birthday one year, and they’re all forced to hang out. They get drunk and really hit it off, and then next thing you know they’re playing tennis every Sunday morning and their girlfriends get “really close”, and you haven’t seen either of them in three months. That’s what we call vampiring.

P.S. I went out to this place in Los Angeles last night called Teddy’s. It’s a really cheesy nightlife place (I say “nightlife place” because it’s too big to be a bar, and the music isn’t good enough to be a club). But at the end of the night they played that new Kanye West track, “Love Lockdown”. And suddenly everyone was singing and making out. The whole place turned into Chuck’s bedoom! B loves this track for some reason, but I am not as on board (having said that I’ve been listening to it on repeat as I write). I do like the drums. But we just wish someone else who is a better more confident singer had sung it. Jamie Lidell anyone?

Also, someone informed me this is the most downloaded single of all time on iTunes. I’ll admit the drums are great.

Also, let’s get some guesses as to how far into the season we’ll have to get before we’ll get a Kanye track on Gossip Girl. I believe B has a thing or two to say about their music supervision…(hint, hint, more to come!)

Tags: Chuck Bass, Dan Humphrey, Gay, Kanye West, Los Angeles, Music, Nate Archibald, Serena, Vampiring

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